B.R.T. Reader Rampage 62 - A-Haunting We Will Go. 
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 Synopsis:
 
 M.C. Hobby said-

 "How the hell do we get out of Heck?"
 The Former commander insisted.
 "There's not many who come who can find their way back,
 "Our obituaries are already listed!"

 "We fallers our noshes," Moony replied.
 "ansh maybe we'll find our way through!"
 "Hear, Hear!" exclaimed much wizened Anodythe.
 "We flies forch shtraight ans true!"

 The climbed past the traitors, they zipped past the gluts,
 They trampled the sloths and they avoided the... you get it...
 Their journey climbed higher, past violence and hate
 And finally they came to a gate...

 Anodythe said-

 Wizened...I mean really...wizened?

 To which M.C. Hobby desperately said-
 
 As in hard earned wisdom? 
 Smartened? Intelligentificated? 
 As well as dignified, stylish and merciful?

 (This sort of thing tends to happen in my TFW2005 thread.)
 (M.C. Hobby is probably glad he's in missing-character limbo)
 
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 Meta: 
 This is a continuation of the Haxxmas 2010 subarc, which began as
 a Christmas themed crossover, and seems to have gone to hell.

 'Former, Moonscream, and Anodythe, as previously mentioned, are 
 fellow comickers of the Internet. However, character depictions 
 in this comic, including reader-avatar characters, are purely fictional.  
 Any resemblance to actual lifeforms or sentient robots is 
 strictly coincidental.