B.R.T. 14.26 - Cap'n Shadow and the Reboot of DOOM - I.
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 Fiction is not real - and history follows real events...
 but in this case, the fiction sparked the events, and
 the rest is blurry robot history... 

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 Meta: 

 If you're completely lost here, our prescription is to read
 chapter 5, and the Haxxmas-Straxmas arc preceding this one
 (all available in handy-dandy PDF format). 

 ...and, of course, read chapter 14 from the start.  That 
 ought to get you up to 55 mph...