B.R.T. 14.27 - Cap'n Shadow and the Reboot of DOOM - III.
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 This is exactly how it all happened. 

 
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 Meta: 

 If you're completely lost here, our prescription is to read
 chapter 5, and the Haxxmas-Straxmas arc preceding this one
 (all available in handy-dandy PDF format). 

 ...and, of course, read chapter 14 from the start.  That 
 ought to get you up to 55 mph...